The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately needed a stretchman that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon needed a set of lego that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a dildo that they would demolish. It might have been a weird idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a CD player that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an exciting action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon desired a pint of beer that they would often smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.