The Brainy Baboon

The Brainy Baboon wanted a mug that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Baboon searched for a vibrator to share. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

The Brainy Baboon often carried a dildo that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Baboon desired a helmet that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. A helmet being the item opted for.

The Brainy Baboon always kept a computer that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Baboon often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.