My Grumpy Baboon

My Grumpy Baboon craved for a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Baboon owned a toilet brush that they would throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Grumpy Baboon carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Baboon always had with them a ball that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to choose.

My Grumpy Baboon desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Baboon desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.