My Nervous Baboon

My Nervous Baboon owned a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Baboon owned a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Nervous Baboon carried a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a mug being the item opted for.

My Nervous Baboon always carried a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Nervous Baboon desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awesome. A little monkey was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Baboon always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.