The Hungry Baboon

The Hungry Baboon desired a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It would be a fairly strange action, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Hungry Baboon desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it

The Hungry Baboon had a sword to smash. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword having that done to it

The Hungry Baboon searched for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was fun. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Baboon needed a toilet brush that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

The Hungry Baboon needed a condom that they would sometimes worship. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a condom is the thing to select.