The Naughty Baboon

The Naughty Baboon desired a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Naughty Baboon looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. It might have been an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Naughty Baboon needed a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

The Naughty Baboon desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Naughty Baboon desperately wanted a CD player that they would occasionally drop. This seems an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

The Naughty Baboon desired a sword that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a sword being the item opted for.