The Nervous Baboon

The Nervous Baboon had a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Baboon looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Nervous Baboon desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. This seems an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Nervous Baboon desperately desired a crown that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Baboon always carried a chocolate bar that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar having that done to it

The Nervous Baboon always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be wonderful. A lava lamp is the thing to opt for.