The Lonely Baboon

The Lonely Baboon always carried a condom that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Baboon desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly new idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Baboon needed a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Baboon desperately needed a wig to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to you, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a wig being the thing selected.

The Lonely Baboon craved for a stapler that they would throw. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Baboon found a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.