Retarded Baboon

Retarded Baboon desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It is considered to be an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Retarded Baboon desperately needed a vibrator that they liked to hug. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A vibrator being the item selected.

Retarded Baboon needed a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Retarded Baboon had a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Baboon always had with them a helmet that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Baboon wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It is a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to choose.