A Colourful Baboon

A Colourful Baboon desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Colourful Baboon always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

A Colourful Baboon wanted a ball that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Baboon carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Colourful Baboon had a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Baboon desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.