The Stupid Baboon

The Stupid Baboon desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Baboon needed a set square to worship. This could be considered a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Baboon always had with them a melon that they would often play with. This might appear to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

The Stupid Baboon always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Baboon wanted a toilet brush that they would often put down their trousers. It was a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

The Stupid Baboon found a piece of paper that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.