The Colourful Baby

The Colourful Baby desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Colourful Baby carried a pen that they sometimes share. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pen being the item opted for.

The Colourful Baby often carried a mug that they sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Baby found a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Baby carried a sack of potatoes that they would often drop. It might have been a different approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Colourful Baby looked for a stretchman that they would annihilate It would be a bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.