A Eccentric Baby

A Eccentric Baby desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Baby desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes share. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Eccentric Baby needed a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Baby desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Baby had a stapler that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be wonderful. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Baby desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.