chipswitch (55)in #unicorn • 3 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special UnicornSpecial Unicorn needed a bottle of beer that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to…chipswitch (55)in #bear • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.A Careful BearCareful Bear searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an original…chipswitch (55)in #monster • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Exciting MonsterExciting Monster craved for a teapot that they sometimes play with. It might be a fairly curious activity, to my mum…chipswitch (55)in #princess • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Special PrincessSpecial Princess desperately desired a piece of paper that they would often throw. It was a fairly original…chipswitch (55)in #newt • 27 days agosteemCreated with Sketch. Cute NewtCute Newt desperately searched for a cheese grater to smash. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to…chipswitch (55)in #unicorn • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Depressed UnicornDepressed Unicorn wanted a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a new proposal, to my mum, but not to…chipswitch (55)in #orangutan • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Her Stupid OrangutanStupid Orangutan desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird…chipswitch (55)in #pet • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.His Retarded PetRetarded Pet always kept a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an…chipswitch (55)in #elf • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch. Gentle ElfGentle Elf had a computer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an astonishing…chipswitch (55)in #santa • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Purple SantaPurple Santa desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to…chipswitch (55)in #bear • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Little BearLittle Bear often carried a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems an unusual exercise, to my…chipswitch (55)in #poodle • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Unusual PoodleUnusual Poodle needed a hat that they liked to drop. It was an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not…chipswitch (55)in #ogre • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Green OgreGreen Ogre found a porno magazine that they would throw. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me and my wife…chipswitch (55)in #elf • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Jolly ElfJolly Elf needed a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd…chipswitch (55)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny CuntFunny Cunt owned a pen that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful…chipswitch (55)in #dildo • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Adventurous DildoAdventurous Dildo needed a cup that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a funny proposal, to my grandma…chipswitch (55)in #woodpecker • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Purple WoodpeckerPurple Woodpecker desperately craved for a mug that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly new…chipswitch (55)in #cunt • 2 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Retarded CuntRetarded Cunt found a computer that they liked to share. It was an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Cunt, who…chipswitch (55)in #cunt • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Lucky CuntLucky Cunt always kept a little monkey that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a weird thing to do…chipswitch (55)in #scammer • 3 months agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Adorable ScammerAdorable Scammer always kept a crown that they would share. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to you…
