My Bum Loving Baby

My Bum Loving Baby desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Baby had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Baby owned a bottle of beer that they would eat. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately needed a ball that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Baby wanted a helmet that they would share. One might consider this to be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Baby desperately wanted a cup that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly curious idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was wonderful. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.