The Unusual Baby

The Unusual Baby looked for a stretchman to break. This seems a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Baby desired a ball to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Baby owned a spade to play with. This could be considered a weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Baby needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Baby needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Baby needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.