Her Fat Baby

Her Fat Baby owned a custard pie that they liked to hug. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Her Fat Baby always kept a piece of paper that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Baby always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Fat Baby desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It is a curious thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was amazing. A magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Fat Baby found a spade that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

Her Fat Baby always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be magnificent. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.