The Fucking Baby

The Fucking Baby desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Baby always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

The Fucking Baby desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Baby always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt it was out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Baby always carried a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Baby desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes embrace. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen thing.