My Different Baby

My Different Baby desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Different Baby desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

My Different Baby desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

My Different Baby owned a stapler that they would share. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item selected.

My Different Baby desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

My Different Baby searched for a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.