The Cute Baby

The Cute Baby needed a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed it was simply life. A condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute Baby desperately searched for a sponge that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Cute Baby always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

The Cute Baby desired a piece of paper to demolish. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks it was wonderous. A piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Cute Baby needed a sword to embrace. This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Cute Baby always carried a radiator that they would often hug. It should be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a radiator being the chosen item.