The Square Baby

The Square Baby carried a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Square Baby found a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. It should be an original suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Square Baby desperately desired a set of lego that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Baby desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Square Baby carried a computer that they liked to play with. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to select.