The Eccentric Baby

The Eccentric Baby needed a bottle of wine that they would throw. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Baby desired a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Baby desperately wanted a can of coke that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Baby desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Eccentric Baby looked for a condom to put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Baby carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.