The Chinese Baby

The Chinese Baby always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Chinese Baby searched for a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Chinese Baby desired a can of coke that they would often hug. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be entertaining. A can of coke of all things.

The Chinese Baby always kept a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Chinese Baby desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Baby looked for a pint of cider to play with. It was an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.