My Bewildered Baby

My Bewildered Baby always carried a stapler that they sometimes demolish. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. A stapler is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Baby looked for a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.

My Bewildered Baby always had with them a wig to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a wig was the chosen item.

My Bewildered Baby desperately wanted a sword that they liked to smash. This is certainly an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who expected it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Baby desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. It was an original proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

My Bewildered Baby desperately desired a rubber johnny to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.