The Magical Baby

The Magical Baby always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

The Magical Baby desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Baby searched for a tomato that they would embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to select.

The Magical Baby often carried a sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Baby craved for a computer to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing to select.

The Magical Baby desperately needed a ball to hug. It is considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a ball being the item selected.