The Exceptional Baby

The Exceptional Baby always kept a radiator that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Baby had a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A dildo was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Baby desperately searched for a sword to sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is simply life. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional Baby always kept a cup that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Baby always carried a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a different activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Baby had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball being the thing selected.