Their Little Baby

Their Little Baby carried a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to you, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.

Their Little Baby had a stapler to play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.

Their Little Baby desperately needed a bat to annihilate It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat being the thing opted for.

Their Little Baby owned a bag of poop to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Their Little Baby looked for a set square to try to balance on their head. This seems a peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be exciting. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

Their Little Baby owned a piece of paper that they liked to smash. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.