His Eccentric Baby

His Eccentric Baby desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Baby desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally share. It was a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

His Eccentric Baby wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Baby desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Baby wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Baby desperately needed a sponge to put up their bum. It would be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.