The Boring Baby

The Boring Baby desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awesome. A pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Baby always had with them a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Baby often carried a hat to annihilate It would have been an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a hat being the thing selected.

The Boring Baby always carried a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It should be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Baby desperately needed a stapler to cuddle. It should be a bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Boring Baby desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.