My Boring Baby

My Boring Baby desperately needed a bottle of beer to eat. It is a new operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Baby always carried a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Baby owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Baby wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Baby always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

My Boring Baby needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.