The Stupid Baby

The Stupid Baby craved for a block of cheese that they would demolish. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was magnificent. A block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Baby often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Baby had a teapot that they would embrace. It might be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Baby searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Baby desperately looked for a mug that they would often share. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a mug having that done to it

The Stupid Baby desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.