Boring Baby

Boring Baby carried a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Boring Baby desperately wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Baby desperately looked for a painting of a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Boring Baby often carried a stapler that they would often drop. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

Boring Baby found a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Boring Baby always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to hug. It would be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.