Her Bewildered Baby

Her Bewildered Baby always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

Her Bewildered Baby always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a new exercise, to many, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Bewildered Baby craved for a sword that they would occasionally hug. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a sword having that done to it

Her Bewildered Baby found a set of lego that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

Her Bewildered Baby always carried a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Her Bewildered Baby owned a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.