His Determined Baby

His Determined Baby always carried a vibrator to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Determined Baby always carried a block of cheese to worship. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

His Determined Baby looked for a tomato that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a different action, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

His Determined Baby desired a stretchman that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Determined Baby wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Determined Baby needed a bottle of beer that they would often play with. It might be a new idea, to most, but not to the Baby, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.