His Determined Baby

His Determined Baby carried a spade that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade of all things.

His Determined Baby always carried a stretchman that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

His Determined Baby desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator being the item opted for.

His Determined Baby had a piece of paper to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Determined Baby desired a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Determined Baby always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.