The Bewildered Baby

The Bewildered Baby found a sack of potatoes that they would break. It was a different action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Baby always kept a crown that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a crown is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Baby desperately desired a cup that they would often drop. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Baby desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Baby carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Baby owned a pencil sharpener to throw. It should be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.