The Troubled Baby

The Troubled Baby always kept a vibrator that they would often throw. This seems to be a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Baby owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Troubled Baby always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It is a fairly new idea, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Baby craved for a hat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Baby often carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a different activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Baby desperately looked for a crown that they would throw. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen thing.