The Depressed Baby

The Depressed Baby had a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Depressed Baby found a radiator that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Baby desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a crown was the chosen item.

The Depressed Baby often carried a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Baby desperately desired a can of coke that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Depressed Baby searched for a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen thing.