Her Tired Baby

Her Tired Baby owned a computer that they would sleep with. It should be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Baby had a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Her Tired Baby needed a bottle of wine that they liked to throw. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Tired Baby craved for a crown to play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a crown was the chosen thing.

Her Tired Baby always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Tired Baby had a rubber johnny that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny having that done to it