The Scary Baby

The Scary Baby always had with them a set of lego to drop. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Scary Baby found a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baby desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often smash. This is certainly a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Scary Baby craved for a melon that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

The Scary Baby desired a bottle of coke that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Scary Baby desperately searched for a set square that they would share. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the item opted for.