Scary Baby

Scary Baby always had with them a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Scary Baby craved for a ball that they sometimes break. It might have been a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Scary Baby desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Scary Baby always kept a cucumber to embrace. It would be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a cucumber having that done to it

Scary Baby had a stapler that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

Scary Baby looked for a cheese grater that they would often break. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.