The Blue Baby

The Blue Baby desperately needed a radiator that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Baby, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A radiator being the item selected.

The Blue Baby found a spade that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

The Blue Baby always carried a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A helmet is the thing to choose.

The Blue Baby found a big sponge that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Blue Baby found a bottle of beer to share. It should be an odd activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Blue Baby always had with them a sponge that they would break. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.