A Bum Loving Baby

A Bum Loving Baby desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes break. This seems to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Baby desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to select.

A Bum Loving Baby desired a helmet to share. This seems to be an exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a helmet having that done to it

A Bum Loving Baby found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Baby found a wig that they would put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to opt for.

A Bum Loving Baby wanted a pen that they would often smash. It would have been a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected it was simply life. Strangely, a pen is the item to select.