His Lucky Baby

His Lucky Baby often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who feels it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

His Lucky Baby always had with them a lava lamp to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Lucky Baby always had with them a melon to eat. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

His Lucky Baby always had with them a stretchman that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lucky Baby desired a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to choose.

His Lucky Baby always kept a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.