The Square Baby

The Square Baby desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A hat was the thing that was selected.

The Square Baby always had with them a crown that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Square Baby desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a melon being the item selected.

The Square Baby desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber of all things.

The Square Baby wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Square Baby searched for a piece of paper to embrace. It might have been a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.