A Handsome Baby

A Handsome Baby wanted a radiator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels it was spectacular. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Baby carried a stapler to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

A Handsome Baby desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often break. It is considered to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.

A Handsome Baby desired a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Baby wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Baby always kept a melon that they would eat. It would have been a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a melon was the item that was opted for.