Their Purple Baby

Their Purple Baby desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Their Purple Baby had a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is exciting. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Baby owned a cup to smash. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Baby always carried a pen that they would drop. This could be considered an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

Their Purple Baby looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Their Purple Baby always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.