A Little Baby

A Little Baby desired a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a computer of all things.

A Little Baby always carried a sponge that they would often eat. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Little Baby desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Little Baby desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

A Little Baby searched for a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be wonderful. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

A Little Baby needed a teapot that they would embrace. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.