My Chinese Bear

My Chinese Bear needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a curious idea, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Bear desperately craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A set of lego was the chosen item.

My Chinese Bear owned a condom that they sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Chinese Bear desperately desired a bag of flour that they would eat. It would have been an odd activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

My Chinese Bear desired a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of cider is the thing to select.

My Chinese Bear desperately looked for a helmet that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels it was simply life. Remarkably, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.