The Determined Bear

The Determined Bear owned a block of cheese to throw. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Determined Bear craved for a stretchman that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Determined Bear desperately wanted a tomato that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Determined Bear often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Determined Bear desperately desired a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It might be an unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Determined Bear looked for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato being the thing opted for.